The Torrent Express.

Apr 22

So, look I know it’s been a long time, but I’m back baby! I’m going to fill your shit UP with free entertainment. Here’s some Abba to put you in the mood. Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

(Source: Spotify)

Ah yes, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I really don’t know where to start with this review! This was my favorite movies growing up, it’s just non-stop craziness and fun in one of the most truly enjoyable childrens movies ever made. Unlike kids movies today, this movie sucks in all demographics with sheer talent, artistic value, and pure awesomeness, instead of relying on cheep, under the table adult humor. The story is about imagination, family, and all the other nice Hollywood things you’d expect from a true classic. I don’t want to give anything away, but a flying car takes an inventors family on a bonding experience to a far away world where children are outlawed. Wait, I just gave everything away. Shit. The movie has excellent, enjoyable music (you may recognize one of the numbers from the “Bad O’ Weed” family guy parody in which it was derived) and a constantly enjoyable storyline. Simply put, you will be amazed with the quality of this film. The torrent provided is BluRay, which WILL take a while to download as it is quite big, however this film deserves to be viewed in high quality, so bear with it. 
Dec 4

Ah yes, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I really don’t know where to start with this review! This was my favorite movies growing up, it’s just non-stop craziness and fun in one of the most truly enjoyable childrens movies ever made. Unlike kids movies today, this movie sucks in all demographics with sheer talent, artistic value, and pure awesomeness, instead of relying on cheep, under the table adult humor. The story is about imagination, family, and all the other nice Hollywood things you’d expect from a true classic. I don’t want to give anything away, but a flying car takes an inventors family on a bonding experience to a far away world where children are outlawed. Wait, I just gave everything away. Shit. The movie has excellent, enjoyable music (you may recognize one of the numbers from the “Bad O’ Weed” family guy parody in which it was derived) and a constantly enjoyable storyline. Simply put, you will be amazed with the quality of this film. The torrent provided is BluRay, which WILL take a while to download as it is quite big, however this film deserves to be viewed in high quality, so bear with it. 

Breaking Bad is one of those shows I didn’t know I needed before I found it. The story revolves around a the humble, quiet, and seemingly numb man named Walter coming to tearms with his unpredictable but almost certainly fatal illness, whom after realizing that his family will be left poor and without a provider sets of to begin doing what his brother Hank built his carrer around stoping: producing meth. Sounds dramatic? You bet. Also, did I forget to mention the entire thing is shot with 35mm film? Classy. My only qualm is that this drama starts out quite unbelievable however the artistic style and brilliantly suspenseful dialog will distract you from this as eventually the pace shifts into believability.  Give it a shot, it won’t cost you anything. 
Dec 4

Breaking Bad is one of those shows I didn’t know I needed before I found it. The story revolves around a the humble, quiet, and seemingly numb man named Walter coming to tearms with his unpredictable but almost certainly fatal illness, whom after realizing that his family will be left poor and without a provider sets of to begin doing what his brother Hank built his carrer around stoping: producing meth. Sounds dramatic? You bet. Also, did I forget to mention the entire thing is shot with 35mm film? Classy. My only qualm is that this drama starts out quite unbelievable however the artistic style and brilliantly suspenseful dialog will distract you from this as eventually the pace shifts into believability.  Give it a shot, it won’t cost you anything. 

Ladies and Gental folk, this is Andrew Jackson Jihad’s album, People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World, and yes, the band, and the album are accurate indications on the bands mood and lyric. The bands name, of which is inspired by the wonderful president, “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson” and the title is, as wikipedia has JUST informed me (what did you expect I used for information?) is “derived from a line in Kurt Vonnegut’s novel, Hocus Pocus.” …Ohhh mannnnn, I’m sure that makes you book reading hipsters DYEING from excitement. Anyhow, I saw this band play in Sacramento, and me just tell you, you horrible excuse for a human being, thief, internet hobo, it was a damned good time. Listening to this self-aware and playful album brings back wonderfully nostalgic memories for me. Let me take a moment for a shout out for the ever increasingly famous Erik Speer for showing this band to me, as well as the always beautiful, Annalisa Angel, of whom might as well just reverse the letters e and l in her last name, for it would be more accurate. ;) Give these folk, hipsters a chance! They’re funny as hell and put on a good show.
May 23

Ladies and Gental folk, this is Andrew Jackson Jihad’s album, People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World, and yes, the band, and the album are accurate indications on the bands mood and lyric. The bands name, of which is inspired by the wonderful president, “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson” and the title is, as wikipedia has JUST informed me (what did you expect I used for information?) is “derived from a line in Kurt Vonnegut’s novel, Hocus Pocus.” …Ohhh mannnnn, I’m sure that makes you book reading hipsters DYEING from excitement. Anyhow, I saw this band play in Sacramento, and me just tell you, you horrible excuse for a human being, thief, internet hobo, it was a damned good time. Listening to this self-aware and playful album brings back wonderfully nostalgic memories for me. Let me take a moment for a shout out for the ever increasingly famous Erik Speer for showing this band to me, as well as the always beautiful, Annalisa Angel, of whom might as well just reverse the letters e and l in her last name, for it would be more accurate. ;) Give these folk, hipsters a chance! They’re funny as hell and put on a good show.

Adventure Time is a show that really doesn’t need introduction. Unless you don’t get Cartoon Network, in which case call your cable/satellite provider, and cry onto God, cause you are missing some of the best programming on television, including, but not limited to: Super jail, American Dad, Children’s Hospital,  and Regular Show. But, the best of all on this network, and indeed the show that has brought Cartoon Network back onto the map of relevancy is Adventure Time! Adventure time follows Jake the Dog, and Fin The Human through the Land of Ooo. The show borderlines on adult humor and the dialog is utterly brilliant. The show apparently takes time after the “Mushroom War” a world in which fin is the last human, and his ethics play part in his epic struggle to end evil in a beautiful and mutated world. Fin is quite possibly the most awesome flawed hero of all time, being stupid but also pure and morally genuine. This show is awesome, here is season 2 in HD. :)
May 22

Adventure Time is a show that really doesn’t need introduction. Unless you don’t get Cartoon Network, in which case call your cable/satellite provider, and cry onto God, cause you are missing some of the best programming on television, including, but not limited to: Super jail, American Dad, Children’s Hospital,  and Regular Show. But, the best of all on this network, and indeed the show that has brought Cartoon Network back onto the map of relevancy is Adventure Time! Adventure time follows Jake the Dog, and Fin The Human through the Land of Ooo. The show borderlines on adult humor and the dialog is utterly brilliant. The show apparently takes time after the “Mushroom War” a world in which fin is the last human, and his ethics play part in his epic struggle to end evil in a beautiful and mutated world. Fin is quite possibly the most awesome flawed hero of all time, being stupid but also pure and morally genuine. This show is awesome, here is season 2 in HD. :)

So, today, May 22, is Harvy Milk’s birthday, and as such I thought it only appropriate to post a Torrent link in order to share his life’s story to educate you fucking idiots. The film is elegant, with a well paced story and plot. It might be uncomfortable if you or whomever you watch it with are homophobic, but outside of that it’s a historically accurate film that really well explains his life and death. My only qua with this film is that Sean Penn acts more mentally retarded than homosexual, but whatever, it’s a fantastic story. DOWNLOAD NOW FAGGOTS!
May 22

So, today, May 22, is Harvy Milk’s birthday, and as such I thought it only appropriate to post a Torrent link in order to share his life’s story to educate you fucking idiots. The film is elegant, with a well paced story and plot. It might be uncomfortable if you or whomever you watch it with are homophobic, but outside of that it’s a historically accurate film that really well explains his life and death. My only qua with this film is that Sean Penn acts more mentally retarded than homosexual, but whatever, it’s a fantastic story. DOWNLOAD NOW FAGGOTS!

Stars is a really fantastic band, they are well orchestrated, cute, and sonically diverse Yes, I said cute. So this band will really strike a cord with both you metrosexual musical appreciators out there as well as you girls with soft hearts. Their new album, Set Your Self On Fire, has been a great success, however here aboard the Torrent Express we choose to listen to Star’s most relaxing, pretty, and sleep inducing EP, A Lot Of Little Lies For The Sake Of One Big Truth. Why? Cause not only is it sexy and beautiful, but it also showcases the bands uncanny ability to sound just as good, if not better live than on recording. This is a really nice, mellow EP, that’s calm and light, both for your computers hard disk, and your heart. CHO CHO!
May 22

Stars is a really fantastic band, they are well orchestrated, cute, and sonically diverse Yes, I said cute. So this band will really strike a cord with both you metrosexual musical appreciators out there as well as you girls with soft hearts. Their new album, Set Your Self On Fire, has been a great success, however here aboard the Torrent Express we choose to listen to Star’s most relaxing, pretty, and sleep inducing EP, A Lot Of Little Lies For The Sake Of One Big Truth. Why? Cause not only is it sexy and beautiful, but it also showcases the bands uncanny ability to sound just as good, if not better live than on recording. This is a really nice, mellow EP, that’s calm and light, both for your computers hard disk, and your heart. CHO CHO!

Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone are responsible for many culture shakers including the most awesome and crudely animated television show ever, South Park, the hilarious stop animation movie Team America: World Police, and now, the campy, over exaggerated Broadway satire: The Book Of Mormon! The music and acting (as far as the audio can demonstrate) are on par with what you would expect from a common show-tune filled Broadway show, justifying this show’s place in the hearts of snooty Play Bill crowds everywhere, the content, being as you would expect, offensive as all hell has stuck a sensitive cord with bike pedaling religious folk all over these great lands (Salt Lake City taking the thrown as most knotted panty bunch) but to the vast majority of non-mormon critics, including myself, the well put together cuteness of the whole shebang upstages the insulting nature the South Park studio is known for. 
May 22

Trey Parker, Robert Lopez and Matt Stone are responsible for many culture shakers including the most awesome and crudely animated television show ever, South Park, the hilarious stop animation movie Team America: World Police, and now, the campy, over exaggerated Broadway satire: The Book Of Mormon! The music and acting (as far as the audio can demonstrate) are on par with what you would expect from a common show-tune filled Broadway show, justifying this show’s place in the hearts of snooty Play Bill crowds everywhere, the content, being as you would expect, offensive as all hell has stuck a sensitive cord with bike pedaling religious folk all over these great lands (Salt Lake City taking the thrown as most knotted panty bunch) but to the vast majority of non-mormon critics, including myself, the well put together cuteness of the whole shebang upstages the insulting nature the South Park studio is known for. 

Moby’s new album, Destroyed marks the newest chapter in Richard Melville Hall’s music carrer. This man has truly revolutionized the electronic music industry, putting him in ranks only touched by revolutionary electro musicians such as Daft Punk and the more recent Deadmau5. He has won numerous awards for his talent, and this newest album, I can assure you, lives up to the hype a name as large as his creates. Moby seems to have graduated from the Club scene, with all of it’s more cheep, easy dance tracks in favor of a more mature, relaxed style that just feels smoother and more grown up. It’s a wonderfully put together, mellow collection thats sure to put his fans in a happy, mellow mood. Chickity, check it out.
May 22

Moby’s new album, Destroyed marks the newest chapter in Richard Melville Hall’s music carrer. This man has truly revolutionized the electronic music industry, putting him in ranks only touched by revolutionary electro musicians such as Daft Punk and the more recent Deadmau5. He has won numerous awards for his talent, and this newest album, I can assure you, lives up to the hype a name as large as his creates. Moby seems to have graduated from the Club scene, with all of it’s more cheep, easy dance tracks in favor of a more mature, relaxed style that just feels smoother and more grown up. It’s a wonderfully put together, mellow collection thats sure to put his fans in a happy, mellow mood. Chickity, check it out.